“If only I spent all my life on tour with Todd, then maybe I wouldn’t be so angry”.
Russell Crowe

“Although no-one could tell due to my Botox, I had a grin from ear to ear thanks to Jude's hilarious commentary”
Nicole Kidman

“I have been to a few parties in my day, but nothing compares to a night at the Port Campbell pub”.
Paris Hilton

“Being a lover of the outdoors, everything about this tour is perfect. It's great to see so much wildlife. Most of all though, the public toilets are first class”.
George Michael

“To those who say we can't have a tour so cheap, yet still be all class, I say 'YES WE CAN!!'”.
Barack Obama

“Everyone on the bus absolutely loved the views out the window. I just wished I was taller so I could have seen the views”
Kylie Minogue

“The beaches were simply stunning and tailor made for running very slowly along the shore in my red speedos. And I also loved singing for the Germans!!!”
David Hasselhoff

“It was a great way to spend our honeymoon. Sunset at the Apostles was so romantic. I just wish people didn’t think my wife was my daughter all the time”
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

“The BBQ was absolutely awesome. Todd cooks a mean steak and there was so much food for everyone. Even I was full!”
Oprah Winfrey